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Elian for sale....

these are actual E-bay Elian Gonzalez items for sale right now--
I have not made this shit up, these are actual items and actual ads---
the Elian Raft (the one he was found floating on ) is now going for more than ONE MILLION
DOLLARS....

100% Genuine Raft Used by Elian!!! - Item #319392299
This raft was used by Elian Gonzalez in the infamous flight from Cuba to Miami. This raft is still in the Govt. warehouse where I purchased it, but it will be cleared for release on June 1st. I have all necessary papers for export if it is needed in another country. This is a genuine piece of American history. The high bidder will become the owner of the most desirable piece of memorabilia from the new millenium. THIS IS FOR SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY, please do not bid on this if you don't intend on following through with the purchase. This item is sure to be a big money maker. In the 3 short weeks that I have owned it, I have been approached by several historical societies who want to show it at their institutions.  Feel free to call with any questions. 1-800-989-8308. At the conclusion of this auction, it will be the responsibility of the high bidder to pay shipping and insurance.

ELIAN! Hair retreived from trash-bin in FLA! - Item #320756703 $50.00
On or about April 19, 2000, Elian's cousin gave him a haircut. These hair clippings were retrieved from a trash bin outside the house, here in Florida. Authentic hair. Clipped from a young latino boy who is loved by many. Hairs are about 3/4" long, and mounted on a color graphic depicting it's origin. Can be printed in Spanish if desired. Comes in protective plastic. April 19, 2000 Receibio un recorte Elian. Estos son pedasos de pello de un querido nino! ADD $1 FOR SHIPPING ( who doesn't want hair clippings from a young Latino boy?)

GUARANTEED AUTHENTIC! DNA TESTS ARE WELCOMED! No Reserve! I have a tiny bit left, and if this swatch doesn't sell high enough, I might have to put a reserve on the next one. Only 3 day auction, so bid now! Good luck!

I TOUCHED ELIAN ENVELOPE!!!!! - Item #321276326
Hey Folks, I touched Elian Gonzalez in Disney World at the "It's a Small World" ride. He shared my boat. So if you want to touch me thru my fingerprints on an envelope, then this is for you!!!!! Get in on this while it lasts. I will pay postage and you can touch my envelope that has my fingerprints on it that touched Elian. Act now, before I have to wash my hands!!!! Hurry! Great gift! Legal sized envelope!!! Seller to pay shipping!!! Money Orders Only. Serious Bidders Only! 

ELIAN GONZALEZ'S CUP!! Authentic! No Reser. - Item #321539188
If Elian Gonzalez ever needed a cup, this would be the one used during his voyage here to the United States. Used only sparingly on the raft because of the importance of conserving water. This would be a great item to have, please, serious bidders only!! PayPal.com is a great way and most convenient way to pay, plus, it's FREE. Only starting at $1, but I'm sure with the products high demand, it will increase dramatically!!
Good luck.

Toothbrush resembling Elian Gonzalez's Item - #321196302 $750.55
This toothbrush looks just like the one Elian uses. Shipping is hand delivered and is $300.00 

AUTHENTIC* Drawing by Elian Gonzales!!!!!!!! - Item #321639999 $355.00
Actual drawing by Elian Gonzales!! This was created by Elian during a psychiatric evaluation by Miami psychiatrist Pam Ebersen (My wife's sister). Drawn with Crayolas, this heart-warming illustration of Elian's voyage to America will be a fine addition to any collection! Also available, 3 of the crayons used on the drawing!!!! NO CHARGE!!!!!!!! I accept PayPal or money orders. Get it while it's HOT! Good luck!!!!!!

DOLPHIN WHO SAVED ELIAN GONZALEZ! NO RESERVE! - Item #321696553 $4000100.00
Own a piece of United States History! The ACTUAL DOLPHIN who saved the life of Cuban Raftboy Elian Gonzalez! If it weren't for this Dolphin, the whole custody battle and international drama never would have taken place! PSA Certified Gem Mint 10 Bottlenose Dolphin, examined at the Miami Aquarium and currently living in the pool in my yard. Dolphin was captured by same fishermen who picked up Elian. If you are a real history buff, nothing will add more historical significance to your collection than this actual Dolphin. Buyer must pay actual shipping cost, and must find suitable home for Dolphin, such as a large bathtub or small lake. Would also make a great attraction for golf
course water hazard or shopping mall water fountain! Below is an actual picture of the dolphin who saved Elian!

ELIAN GONZALEZ's TENNIS BALL!!!!! WOWSA! - Item #320688977 $1500.00
This ball was once tossed by Elian Gonzalez while in Miami...just days before he was snatched. He used it to play catch with Andy Garcia (or someone who looked a lot like the semi-famous actor) during a photo op. When Elian was pulled over to the gates so strangers outside the compound could touch him, the ball was knocked out of Elian’s hand and I reached between the fence and picked it up. Looks to be a tennis ball of some kind. Due to the seriousness of this offer, I will only accept the DISCOVER card for religous reasons. Buyer to pay $200 shipping as this ball will be delivered by armed couriers. 

HolyWater of Elian Gonzalez, "La agua de Elian" - Item #320867618
This is the water from Little Havana, Miami, where Elian was staying. The water comes in a glass bottle and is BLESSED by a priest. The shipping and handling is included in the bidding price. Esta es la agua de Pequena Havana, Miami, donde Elian se estaba quedando. El agua viene en una botella de cristal y ha sido bendecida por un Padre. El cargo de manejoy franqueo esta cuvierto en la apuesta.

Elian Gonzalez's FERNANDES Acoustic GuitarNEW - Item #321212729
Brand New Fernandes Palisade PDC-34 Acoustic, Natural Finish,List Price: $339. This is the guitar that Elian will probably play when he gets older. I will give him this same model guitar if he wants one. Bidding starts at almost 95% off Retail. Due to my inventory overstock this guitar must go now! Perfect for students, beginners & pros. Spruce Top with X-bracing, Sapele back and sides, Rosewood neck and bridge, chrome tuners, comes with Gig Bag. Please add $15 for Shipping PD-30's, PD-34's, & PDC-50's in stock, e-mail for prices. 

***Elian's Crayons*** - Item #321403077
One 16 count box of slightly used Crayola Crayons. Elian's name colored on top of box. Special link to the family. This won't last. Will include the Crayon sharpener too! You too can spend hours coloring just like Elian. Be creative and stay within the lines! Seller will pay shipping. Money Orders Only. Serious Bidders only. Good Luck and Happy Bidding!

L@@K! Dirt From Elian's Play Yard!!! - Item #321606741
An awesome collectible!!! Carefully scooped up dirt from around the end of the yellow slide, where Elian's feet, hands and touche touched the ground! This little yellow slide was his favorite and the dirt is a speciality to add to any collection! Carefully packaged in 4 oz plastic container with label, "Elian's Dirt" and dated April, 2000. Careful to keep it doggie dropping-free. The maid allowed 5 minutes to scoop up this prescious dirt. If this sells, will then part with the rest. Hard to do, but will share with the public, so you too can be a part of history with Elian Gonzalez dirt! Money Orders and Personal Checks please. US DOLLARS ONLY, por favor. Pesos too difficult to exchange. $7.00 shipping fee, carefully wrapped, boxed and shipped priority mail. Don't let this good earth go unused! Good Luck and Happy Bidding!! 

318765573 JAR OF AIR FROM ELIAN GONZALEZ's NEIGHBORHOOD
321154294 ELIAN- MARI SLEYIS USED PANTIES! (REPROD.)
321159656 >Elian Droppings from Little Havana ( My Personal Favorite)

HAY from Elian's Raft. He Rested on it!! L@@K - Item #321834162
You've all seen Elian's raft here on eBay selling for more than Ten Million Dollars!!! Now you, too, can own a piece of this historical paraphanalia!!! This is the hay from Elians's Raft! He sat on it! He Slept on it!! It can be yours!!! I got my hands on this hay on a recent trip to Miami during which I won some at a government auction. No matter who you are, this will make an interesting addition to any collection
not to mention it will make a very interesting convesation piece. I know this item will be popular, so i'll go ahead and start the bidding at one cent. Payment will be accepted in the form of a cashiers check, money order, or Visa/Mastercard through PayPal.com. Shipping and insurance will be payed for by me, and the hay will be shipped in a box inside a plastic bag to protect from moisture. Happy Bidding!!!

*Splinters From Elian's - Item #322135808
*Splinters From Elian's Raft*One day in late January I was in my winter home near Miami and I went to a government auction by the people, for the people, we the people and I found a small box of splinters from the Gonzalez raft. On one piece in Crayon it says "SOS". Little messy as if a child scribbled it, but nontheless, this is a unique gift for any collector. Don't pass these once in a lifetime collection of the raft splinters. They won't last. Bidding was fierce at the government auction. Buyer to pay $8.00 for shipping. Please contact seller 3 days close of auction. Payment to be received 5 days close of auction, or there abouts. Money Orders, Cashier's Checks and Personal Checks til clear, acceptable. Good Luck and Happy Bidding, oh and serious bidders only. 

Elian Gonzalez Monogrammed Handkerchief** - Item #322028471
This won't last! A friend of a friend of a friend of the cousin of the maid that lived in the house that the Gonzalezes built gave, a friend of a friend of my 2nd cousin once removed, a hand engraved monogrammed handkerchief with Elian Gonzalez's name complete with the Cuban flag next to the name! Beautiful collector's item. ONE OF A KIND!! Would look good in any room in your house. Perfect for framing with balsa wood. Buyer to pay $5.00 shipping and handling. Will s Money Orders, Cashier's Check, and Personal Check til clear accepted. NO DOLORES de espanol, por favor. US CURRENCY ONLY! Buyer to contact seller in 3 days. Payment to be received in 5 days. Good Luck and Happy Bidding!! oh, serious bidders only.

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